I feel the need to blog again today to tell you all that if you ever purchase a Smart Car and get a personalized license plate that reads "E. Pants" I will personally hunt you down and slap you silly. I can't do that to the associate in my firm who has already perpetrated the above offenses, so understand that I will be forced to take out my frustrations solely on you should the opportunity present itself.
Don't be a douchebag.
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I'm sorry but that's funny.
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